🚴‍♂️💨 So, get this: our hero goes from “I hate e-bikes” to “I love them, take me to the moon!” 🚀💖 Shoutout to Seattle where cycling feels like the Hunger Games—except everyone’s fighting the hills and the only rewards are overpriced avocado toast. 🥑😂 Picture it: you’re grinding like a meme lord on a treadmill (y’all know the one) at a 45-degree angle, dripping sweat 🔥💦, and then you hear the whisper of an electric motor behind you. The audacity! 🤡 A Lime bike flies past you like it's auditioning for Fast & Furious 18: Tokyo Drift on Hills. Meanwhile, you look like you just came out of a sauna. This is fine! 🥵👀 I mean, how dare they? I'm over here contemplating life and death, and they're just gliding past, sipping their oat milk lattes like “La la la, hills don’t exist!” 🤖💰 So, after much internal struggle (aka checking TikTok for 2 hours), our hero finally succumbs to the dark side and buys an e-bike. "NO CAP! Race you to Starbucks!" says the imaginary friend who totally exists. 🔥🔥🔥 Prediction time: In 2024, Microsoft will release an e-bike with Cortana that'll literally shout, “Ride or die!” while you scream “Stonks!” Please send help. 🥴💀✨ #EbikeLife #HillsAreForLosers #BasedOrCringe