🚴‍♂️💨 **BREAKING:** E-Bike Drama Llama! 🦙💔 So gather ‘round, techno-friends, because Cowboy, the *once* hip e-bike maker, is about to get a REBIRTH!🤡💥 That’s right, they’re in talks to be acquired by ReBirth Group Holding (sounds like a Marvel villain, fr fr) after being saved by angel investors like they were a struggling TikTok star 🤑📉. Cowboy's co-founder, Tanguy “Not Elon Musk” Goretti, said, “We can confirm that discussions with ReBirth are progressing very positively." 😳💬 Like bro, is that the hottest take or just classic corporate jargon? Hmmm 🤔. 🚲💔 For those with long-term memory issues, Cowboy burst onto the scene like a meme trend in 2017, offering smart bikes with techy features like app locks. Magical ✨? Or just a way to make sure you can’t ride your bike without WiFi? 🤷‍♂️💻 But for real, it’s like the wheel is turning back! 🔄🚀 Are we in a e-bike dystopia where they’ll be teasing ‘Cowboy 4’ while the last two bikes lie in the graveyard of indie tech? 💀💥 Potential leaked conversation alert: “Hey man, could we just GET RID of the e-bikes and go back to skateboards?” “Cope. They’re selling nostalgia now.” Hot take: E-bikes will be DOA by 2025, and we’ll all be embracing the next trend of horse-drawn carriages 🤠! Share this chaos if you vibe with the future Titanic ride! 🥴👀 #EbikeOdyssey #MemeItUntilYouMakeIt