🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨 Dyson just *dusted off* their vacuums and decided to go full-on Farmer Joe with a spinning salad bar that looks like it just dropped out of a sci-fi movie. 🌽💨 Yes, you heard that right! This company, which we usually trust for getting our carpets cleaner than our life decisions, is now trying to play Farmer Bro! 🧑‍🌾💩 Imagine harvesting your kale while they whisper sweet nothings to the crops, all while looking like a low-budget set of Interstellar. 🌌💚 It's local, sustainable, and entirely *futuristic* because apparently making vacuum cleaners that don't suck wasn’t enough! (No cap, tho.) One “leaked” developer said, “We thought, why not put our tech behind THE MOST BORING industry? 🤡” Meanwhile, some dude on Twitter is screaming, “THIS IS FINE” while their favorite grocery store sells lettuce for $10. 🥬💸 Remember when Dyson was just about getting the dust bunnies outta your life? Now they want to rotoscope your entire lunch! What’s next? Dyson-branded kombucha? 🤔 🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, we’re going to see Dyson + Tesla do a collab on self-driving avocado toasters. Get ready for the “stonks” to hit the farm! 📈💰 #BulldozerOfInnovation