🚨🍿 BREAKING: DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON WRECKS WEIGHTS AND HOLLYWOOD IN THIS NEW MOVIE! 🍿🚨 🎬 Hold onto your protein shakes, folks! In a plot twist that has literally nobody asking, Dwayne Johnson is shedding his usual muscle mass to play Mark Kerr in "The Smashing Machine!" 💪💥 Like, are we off our rocker or is this a bizarre body-swap comedy in disguise? 👀 Let's break it down like a TikTok dance: The Rock, Emily Blunt, and Benny Safdie (who is somehow still here??) are giving us a sneak peek into A24's latest brainchild! A24 is basically the quirky art-house kid who *just found out* about mainstream cinema. 🤡🍿 💬 "I told them I’d just bulk up for the role, but now I’m like a sad pancake instead of a stacked boulder," The Rock allegedly said, while crushing an entire buffet with one hand. 🔥💩 🔥 I mean, who doesn’t want to see The Rock unfit, draped in sweatpants, eating nachos while contemplating his life decisions? That's the *real* Oscar bait. 🤕🤡 So get hyped for “The Smashing Machine” – coming soon to a cinema near you where you’ll be questioning all your life choices! 🔥💰 I predict this movie will break the record for most *“What is even happening?”* moments ever. 💥 Hot Take: In a world where people unironically eat "plant-based" dirt, I bet this gets a sequel called "The Crashing Machine" where The Rock just becomes a couch. 🛋️🤖🔥💀 Share it or you’re a lame-duck! 🚀🚀