💀✨ STOP SCROLLING! Your floor’s new best friend just fell to the price of a mediocre dinner! 🍕 This ain’t just any Roomba - it’s the iRobot Roomba 104, now a jaw-dropping 💸 $150 (that’s 40% off, my dude!) 🚀 Let’s break it down: this little robot is basically the superhero of messes! 🦸‍♂️ It’s got a LiDAR navigational system so advanced, it probably could find its way out of a black hole—while dodging your cat, of course. 😹💨 And listen up, the Roomba 104 comes equipped with sensors that will *literally* prevent it from plummeting to its doom down the stairs. No cap, these bots are waging war against stairs like they’re the ultimate boss level. 💥👾 AND it syncs with Siri, Alexa, and Google Assistant! You can literally tell your vacuum *what to do*, and it won’t judge you like everyone else in your life. DRAG that dust, king! 🧹👑 👀 But here’s the kicker—rumor has it one disgruntled dev said, "I programmed it to ignore my ex’s messages! 🤬" Like, can we get this feature in ALL smart devices? 😂👀 🔥 Hot take: This isn’t just a vacuum. We’re mere steps away from a future where Roombas start a revolution for robot rights! 🤖✊ STAY WOKE, FOLKS!