🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Duolingo Declares *War* on San Francisco Rent Prices! 🚨💰💀 In a totally not cringe move, Duolingo has officially said “NOPE” to opening a shiny new office in San Francisco. 🛑👀 That's right! They’re rolling up their sleeves in Pittsburgh (yes, that’s right, PA - the land of fries on sandwiches)💪🍔. Who needs overpriced avocado toast and tech bros with questionable side hustles anyway? Duolingo gets that it’s not about the *vibe* or flexing your IPO status; it’s about keeping that sweet, sweet culture intact. “We built our headquarters here because we believe you don’t have to chase trends or sky-high rent prices to do meaningful work,” said some DevOps dude who probably rides a fixed-gear bike 🕶️. *Based move, fr fr.* Meanwhile, San Francisco is like: 💔 "But where will the crypto bros host their hackathons?" 🤡 So, what’s the takeaway? Duolingo just dropped the ultimate glow-up 💎 on all those copycat startups losing their minds over rent. Meanwhile, they’re like, “We’re just vibin' with our owl and good ol' PA values.” 🔥 Hot Take Alert: By 2025, we’ll see a trend of major tech firms migrating to “low-key” cities named after cheesesteaks. Next up? Wawa HQ, anyone? 🚀🍕💸🌍💥 #TechRevolution