🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS IN THE BIRD WORLD! DUOLINGO JUST GOT DUNKED ON! 🦜💔 So get this: Duolingo's stock just dropped harder than your average college dropout in a 3-hour linguistics lecture! 🤡📉 Down a whopping 25% because they thought $329.5M - $335.5M was a flex. Spoiler alert: it ain't. That’s like bringing a spoon to a knife fight when everyone’s expecting swords 🔪🤯. 🔮 In a statement, Duolingo’s “financial genius” (aka their intern) was overheard saying, “Honestly, we thought *maybe* people would respond better to our *free* app than actually PAYING for it? 🤷‍♂️” Stonks go brrr... downwards? 🤔🚫 People are coping so hard right now, they might just start Duolingo lessons in the stock market: "Shall we learn *crash* in Arabic?" 💸💥 And for real, has anyone checked on the investors? This is fine. 😂🔥 So what can we expect next? Brace yourselves, fam: Duolingo’s about to start only teaching how to ask, “Can I have my money back?” in 53 languages! 📚💸💀 Prediction: By 2025, Duolingo will pivot to a K-Pop agency because tbh that’s their only path to redemption. Y’all heard it here first! 🚀✨ #DuolingoDoomed #MemeEconomy #BurntBird