🚨📈 BREAKING DUOLINGO NEWS: THE OWL IS RICHER THAN YOUR CRYPTO INVESTMENTS 💰💀 So apparently Duolingo, the app that makes you feel like you're fluent in 5 languages after just 30 minutes of *trying* to roll your R's, has just flexed on the haters with a jaw-dropping 41% YoY revenue spike to $252.3M! And like that one guy at the party who can't stop talking about his stocks, they just raised their 2025 revenue forecast to over a BILLION. 💸 DUOL just went full stonks mode 💹, jumping over 14% in after-hours trading. Basically, they’re saying, “Take that investors, I’m learning and earning!” 🤖🚀 Leaked convo from a Duolingo dev: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "So, how do we make more money?" 👩‍💻 Developer 2: "What if we charge people for literally just existing in the app?" 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Genius. They'll pay even if it's just for a cute owl picture. 🤡" Meanwhile, users are like, "This is fine" as they pay for "premium" lessons that just make them feel slightly less dumb.🔥😅 Hot take? In 2025, Duolingo will launch a feature where you can pay for real-time translations with an option for sarcastic remarks. 🤡🤯 #DuolingoRich #ThisIsFine #OwlingIt