🚨💼 DUBAI: WHERE THE WEEKEND STARTS AT THURSDAY LUNCH! 🚨💼 Hold the phone! 📞 Dubai just dropped the ultimate glow-up for all government workers: **FOUR-DAY WORK WEEK**!!! 🥳 Forget the 9-to-5 grind, they’re clocking in for just FOUR DAYS, and it’s not just a WISH. It’s a whole vibe, fr fr. Imagine this: you’re casually vibing on a Monday 🔥 while everyone else is slaving away while feeling like this 🥴. That’s right, Dubai is on the intergalactic stonks level of workplace flexibility, and it’s taking the world by storm! 😤🌪️ Some leaked developer quotes say: 👩‍💻 "I'm literally coding my way to freedom! Who's got time for a 5-day snooze fest?" 👨‍💻 "Dubai's testing a work week; we’re just testing our patience!" 💀 Meanwhile, what’s the rest of the world doing? Cope & seethe with your 9-to-5s! And let's be real, if a city known for luxury and wild shake-weight contests can do it, what’s stopping everyone? 🤡 💥 Hot Take Alert: In 5 years, if your job isn’t on a four-day work week, you’re about to be getting ghosted harder than that friend who borrows money and vanishes! 👻🔥 Now go share this and start that office mutiny 😉💰 #Dubai4DayWorkWeek #BasedAndWeekendPilled