🎉🚀 Buckle up, nerds! We’ve officially entered the wild world of DualBird, the tech prodigy with ~rewritable hardware~ because, you know, regular hardware is soooo 2022. It's like your grandma’s old computer - slow as molasses. 🍯💻 💰 These birds just flew away with $25 MILLION in the money tree forest. That’s right, they raised an $8.5M seed and a whopping $16.5M Series A, led by Lightspeed. For that kind of cash, I’d expect them to literally launch their hardware into orbit. 👽🌌 🛠️ Co-founders Gilad Tal and Amir Gilad were like, "We’re just trying to help you end those data workloads faster than your ex made you cry." 💔📈 And honestly, with the internet on fire 🌪️ (literally, this is fine), who could blame them?! 👀 Get this: one imaginary developer allegedly exclaimed, "Rewriting hardware is like giving your PC a glow-up! Forget makeup, we’re talking full-on DBZ transformations!" 💪✨ 🔥 Here’s the spicy hot take: In 2 years, we’ll all be replacing our brain cells with DualBird hardware, and that’s no cap! How long until we all get a writeable brain upgrade? 🚀🤖 Stonks emoji here ➡️ 📈💸 Share this if you’re ready for the future, fr fr!