🚀💰💥 HOLD THE PHONE! We just got word that DualBird, the techie lovechild of chips and speed, just snagged a whopping $25 million! 💵🔥 Yup, you heard that right! That's enough cash to buy all the avocado toast in Brooklyn, and then some! 🥑💸 So what’s the tea? 🌱 DualBird is cashing in on FPGA chips (that’s Field-Programmable Gate Arrays for you noobs) to make your data process faster than a gremlin on a caffeine rush! ☕⚡ They’re basically giving tech companies turbo boosters for their data workloads. 💨👾 “Dude, we’re gonna blow the data processing world wide open!” said an *imaginary* DualBird dev who definitely wasn’t in a Zoom meeting when he said this. Meanwhile, Lightspeed Venture Partners are probably planning their world domination now, and Bessemer's just over here thinking about how to diversify their stonk portfolio. 📈🤓 🔥Here’s a hot take: in a few years, every tech firm will be running on FPGA-powered snacks that double as data processors. That’s right, lunch that crunches DIVIDENDS too! 💥🍕 So get ready for a future where your chips can actually DO YOUR JOB! 🤡💪 #ThisIsFine #Based #Stonks