🚨 BREAKING: DRUVA DUSTS OFF THE CRYSTAL BALL 🔮 and launches... *drumroll please*... DRU METAGRAPH! 🎉✨ Yes, you heard that right—Druva is here to unlock *backup metadata intelligence* like our brains after pulling an all-nighter coding challenge! 💻🔑 Now before you hit snooze 😴, let’s break it down: Dru MetaGraph is basically your data’s new bestie! 🌐 It's like having a personal FBI agent for your backup files, but without the trench coat and dramatic music. 🕵️‍♂️💣 And they’ve unleashed TWO new AI agents faster than I can finish a large pizza on a Friday night. 🍕🤤 One insider even said: “Our AI agents can solve data issues faster than my mom solves a crossword puzzle 🥴” – which is a vibe if I’ve ever heard one. Apple might keep their users locked in a walled garden, but Druva’s coming for your backups with a *Stonks* meme level of confidence 🚀📈. Kinda cringe, but honestly… it might just be *based*. 🤖💰 Hot take? By 2025, Druva will have taken over *all* backup services, and your grandma will probably be using it to store her cat memes! 😹🔥 #WatchOutWorld #BackupMadness