🚨🗣️ **BREAKING: The Dropbox Awakens!** 😱✨ 🔥 Drop what you're doing, folks! Dropbox is slapping Dash's AI prowess into their main app like it's a breakfast burrito at 2AM! 🌯💥 Say goodbye to your tedious file searches and hello to the future where your AI buddy gives you contextual answers like, “Dude, you put that PDF in the wrong folder lmao!” 🤖💀 #PainfulMemories Leaked convo with a dev: 👨‍💻 Dev: “So, we just made Dropbox smarter?” 👩‍💻 Co-Dev: “Yup, for the 10 people actually using Dash. 😂” 👨‍💻 Dev: “Sounds like a surefire way to make our CEO happy while everyone else seethes.”💸💀 But for real, they’re calling it an “AI-powered universal search bar.” Uhh, the only universal search I know is where my motivation went when I opened my emails. 📧🤡 Expect this genius *insight* to roll out for the masses soon—because nothing says “we care” like bringing a smarter search to the platform everyone forgot about. 🤷‍♂️👀 **Hot Take:** In 2025, Dropbox will just be a digital wasteland where AI is left to cry alone, and users will be stuck arguing on Reddit over who remembers to use it. #SadForAll 🤔🔥 Who’s ready to see this flop harder than my last Tinder date? 🤣💔🚀