🎉💥 DING DING DING! Introducing the latest in "who asked for this, but here we are" tech: the Ploopy Knob! 😱🤡 Straight outta Canada, this glorified volume knob is about to *rock* your desk (and probably annoy the heck outta your coworkers) like a completely unnecessary yet mesmerizing fidget toy! 🙃💀 Imagine adjusting your volume while also contemplating the *existential dread* of life choices 🥴🔥. Why use a simple mouse when you can *stylishly* adjust settings with a PLOOPY KNOB? Talk about making life choices as complicated as your Netflix browsing history! 😩📺 And don’t sleep on the fact that this beauty is open-source! 😍👨‍💻 You can 3D-print your own designs and become the Picasso of dials… or just end up with a knob that looks like a soggy bagel. 🥴🤦‍♂️ No cap, though - it’ll probably work better than your last quarantine project. 🔥💰 And did we mention it’s $49.99 CAD? That’s like 50 stonks for a knob that’s just vibing on your desk. 🚀 This is fine… or is it? 😅 👽💬 *Imaginary dev quote:* “We wanted to create something that would make people think, ‘Why do I need this?’” — Ploopy Dev #1701. EXTRA 2024 HOT TAKE: By next year, everyone will just have an entire desk full of knobs, and we'll all be living in a real-life ‘This is Fine’ meme picture! 🔥😱👽