🚨💥BREAKING NERD ALERT: Meta is turning your AI BFF into a STONKS machine! 🚀💰 That’s right, folks! 🤡💀 Your over-caffeinated conversations with Meta’s AI aren’t just for giggles anymore—they’re the new goldmine for targeted ads. 💵💖 You thought "your data is safe with us" was a legit promise? 🤯 HAHA, COPIUM FUEL STRONG—grab your tin foil hats! 🕵️‍♂️🛡️ Imagine this: you're chatting with your AI pal about that time you made a fool of yourself at last week's Zoom meeting (because let's be real, who *hasn't*? 🤣). Then BAM! You get a Facebook ad for a self-help course titled "How To Not Tank Your Career." 📉📚 Talk about cringe! Leaked memo from a supposed Meta developer? “Yeah, we’re basically turning your private convos into our personal cash register. 😂💸 Every ‘LOL’ is an ad opportunity, baby!” And guess what? It gets even crazier! 🤯🔮 With this data, they'll probably try to sell you your next best friend based on your last five messages. 🤖👯 #FriendGoals 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: If this keeps up, we might as well just let AI run our lives! AI just becomes the puppet master, and we’re all the cringe marionettes dancing for ads! 💀💀 Seethe and cope, my dudes! 🤟🔥