🚨💰SLEEPING MARKET ALERT!💰🚨 Your bank account just hit a stonks leak! 📉💀 Apple Watch Ultra 2 (49mm edition) got an and-freeze-your-blood 💉 discount of *drumroll please* $130 on Amazon! 🔥📦 Normally it’s chilling at a *whopping* $779, but today it’s only $649.99! 🤑 That’s a 17% off, and if you think that’s not a flex, you’re just wrong, fam. 💯💪 *Imaginative developer quote*: “I told Steve Jobs I wanted to slap a price tag on a watch that costs more than my rent, and he said, ‘If they will buy the phone, they will buy the watch.’” 🤖👀 But like, fr fr, who needs a watch to tell you the time when you can just look at your phone? 🤔💁‍♂️ And don’t even get me started on those “premium” colorways. Is it blue? Is it Space Gray? Is it…MOON GRAY? 🌌 NASA called, they want their paint back! 🔥🚀 So here’s the tea: get it now because the second-hand market’s about to get spicy as people sell their first-gen Apple Watch for 20 bucks! Prediction time: the next iPhone will come with an extra feature—an app that just cries HALP when your bank account touches single digits! 💸👀💔 #DoomScrollWatch2025