🚨🎉BREAKING: DRONE-POCALYPSE 2025!🎉🚨 Alright fam, grab your wallets 'cause Black Friday's about to rain deals like it’s 1999 and Y2K is the vibe! 💸🛒 The only thing hotter than Drake's new album is the potential ban on DJI drones! Like, fr fr, does the government wanna keep us grounded, or are they just hating on our aerial selfies? 🤔🤳 Rumor has it the ban drops in DECEMBER 😱, which means these Black Friday deals could be your LAST chance to fly high, before they're grounded like a toddler on a time-out. 🥴✈️ The big players are stepping up: DJI, Holy Stone, and others are throwing deals like they're at a TikTok dance battle! 🕺💃 You best believe these machines are gonna be on SALE 🔥🔥 before they're locked away in Tech Jail! *Leaked dev quote*: “At this point, I’d rather buy a drone and risk a ban than deal with cat videos on my phone…no cap!” - A totally real DJI developer, probably. So get your cart ready for some stonks action 📈; cop those drones before they go *poof* like my sleep schedule after a coding marathon! And remember, if you miss out…well, this is fine 🤡! 🔥🔥 Unhinged prediction: By 2026, all drones will be replaced with flying AI cats. Get ready to enter the meow-verse! 🐱🚀