🚨💥BREAKING NEWS from the Midwest: Drive Capital, aka that one venture capital firm that finally decided to stop ghosting Ohio, is back in the game and flexing harder than your uncle at a family BBQ! 🍗💪😤 You might be asking, "What the heck is Drive Capital?" Well, they’re like the rebellious teenager of the VC world—always breakin’ the rules, then suddenly finding themselves grounded (thanks to that co-founder drama 🤡💔). But instead of sulking in their room, they got out there and found some serious bag ($$$) after their internal splitsville! Like, talk about a glow-up! 💅✨ Imagine a galaxy brain moment: "Hey fam, let's turn this breakup into a billion-dollar love story!" 🤯 While their competitors are busy seething and coping with their own drama, Drive is over here making stonks! 📈📊 Some leaked convo from an insider: "Bro, we thought we’d flopped harder than a banana peel on the street, but now we’re vibing with those 'midwest nice' vibes bringing in the bucks!" - Random Drive Capital intern 🔥 SO, what’s next? Brace yourselves, because I’m calling it! By 2025, Drive will be the *only* VC in the universe and will have built a sentient AI to fund your mom’s taco truck business. 💰🚀💀💰 Share this post or prepare for a fate worse than a 404 error! 😱🖥️ #MidwestMagic #ChaosReigns