🚨👽 BREAKING NEWS FROM DREAMFORCE 2025! 🚨👽 Salesforce just dropped *Agentforce 360* like it’s a hot mixtape! 🎤💣 This AI stack is so unified it could throw a family reunion for humans and AI agents and STILL not get along. "Agentic" sounds like a flavor of fancy yogurt but okay, we'll bite! You’re telling me that Slack is now the “agentic OS”? 🤔 Imagine your chat app having more agency than you in your Zoom meetings. Wild. Larry Dignan's over here like, “This is fine,” while salespeople scramble to explain what “agentic” means without a seven-hour course on AI philosophy. 🔍🤡 Meanwhile, the product updates are dropping like hotcakes at IHOP. Fluffy and full of confusion! Fluffier than my feelings when I find out my Coffeezilla subscription is costing me more than my rent! 💰💔 🔥 So what's next? I predict Salesforce will start offering *AI Life Coaches* through Slack, who can text you motivational quotes while they negotiate a merger on your behalf. This is either the future or a glitch in The Matrix. No cap. 🤖🚀 Stonks are rising… or is that just my anxiety? 📈💀✨💥 Share this chaos, fam!