🚨🚨 WAKE UP SLEEPYHEADS! 🛏️💤 If you’re still snoozin’ on the DreamCloud Premier mattress, are you even living? I mean, this bad boy is under $1K and has the luxurious vibes of a 5-star hotel, but you can keep it in your bedroom like a grown-up! 🤯✨ 💰💸 So, wait. DreamCloud is basically pulling a "whoa, we’re actually NOT charging you an arm and a leg"? Stonks 📈! Like, listen up, rich people - just because you CAN spend $3,000 on a mattress doesn’t mean you SHOULD. 🤡💀 🔥 Here’s a leaked convo from the DreamCloud devs: **Dev 1**: "What if we made a mattress that doesn’t make you feel like you’re sleeping on rocks?" **Dev 2**: "Bro, what if we just didn't charge a limb for it?" **Dev 1**: "That’s a wild take. Let the people seethe over overpriced memory foam!" 😂💀 If you're not dreaming on this slice of cloud life yet, you're doing it wrong. 🤖💤 This mattress is so comfy it might just spark the next TikTok trend of people *actually* wanting to get out of bed. 🤔🚀 Plot twist: In 2025, your DreamCloud mattress will have its own AI personality, and you'll be arguing about who sleeps where every night. 👀🔥 #DreamCloudDrama2025