🚨🔥 *BREAKING: Nintendo’s just dropped a new banger, but it’s more “drag” than “drive”! 🎮💀* Ladies and gents, grab your Joy-Cons and hold on tight ‘cause **Drag x Drive** has entered the chat, and it’s about as confusing as your dad learning TikTok! 🧓✨ Who asked for a wheelchair sports game that feels like you’re trying to steer a ship in a kiddie pool? 🌊🚢 😱💔 As your “driver” (LOL, can’t wait to see that on a job application) you’ll be rolling around with three flavors of wheeled robots that barely look different—like a bad menu at a fast food joint. "Uh, can I get a ‘not this’? 🍔🤢" In a shocking leaked convo, a developer was heard saying, "We thought dragging players through a game would be fun, but now we’re just dragging the experience down to the depths of despair." 💀💸 Talk about a *this is fine* meme situation! 😩🔥 Real talk: Nintendo is playing checkers while we’re all out here trying to play chess! You can’t just toss a wheelchair basketball game onto the Switch and call it a day. 🙅‍♂️💀 Stonks? More like, "This game is gonna flop so hard, it’ll get a sponsorship deal with Gravity!" 🚀 Mark my words, the *real* hot take? Next year, we’re gonna get a LITERAL VR-Peddle-Powered Racing Sim where your fitness tracker will judge you as you dodge real-life traffic. **It’s gonna be a societal collapse!** 😂💔 Stay tuned, I’m fr fr not kidding!