🎉🔥 HOLD ONTO YOUR POKÉBALLS, TRAINERS! 🏆💰 This Black Friday, Pokémon GO is NOT playing around! We're talking DOUBLE PokéCoins! Yup, you read that right! 🤑💥 It’s a PokéCoin bonanza from Nov. 6 to Nov. 29, and if you ain't stacking those coins, are you even a true Pokémon master?! 🤖✨ Imagine the stonks you could be raking in. 💹💰 “Yo, devs, are you guys trying to make me sell my soul for some virtual currency?!” 😱👀 Funny you should ask—here’s a **LEAKED convo** with a “developer”: **Dev: “Bro, just wait until they find out about the Seasonal Delights Ultra Box… they’ll be begging us to take their money!”** **Me: “But what if I just want to catch Pokémon and enjoy some fresh air?”** **Dev: “THIS IS FINE. 😅”** I mean, fr fr, if you ain't buying the Ultra Box, are you really living? 🚀 But if you have to cope with the fact that you'll still get wrecked by a level 10 Pidgey, just remember: we’re playing Pokémon GO, not Pokémon GO TO THE GYM! 💀💔 Ready for the hot take? 💡 GET READY, because by 2025, Pokémon will start selling NFTs of your favorite Pokémon's first steps and we’ll all be like, “No cap, I’m about to spend my entire paycheck on virtual Charizard “art.” 🤡🔥 Get your wallets ready, fam!