💸💥 ALERT! DOPPEL’S LOADED LIKE A TIKTOK DANCER WITH A STACK OF CASH! 💰👀 So, let’s break down this wild ride📉👽: Doppel, the AI that's kinda like that one *friend* who can sniff out social engineering attempts faster than your mom notices your hair is dyed blue, just snagged a whopping $70M in a Series C funding round! 🚀💸 Yes, you heard it right! Up from a measly $205M just 4 months ago! That’s more growth than my confidence during a Group Project Presentation! 😂😳 Bessemer is like, “Here’s the cash, don’t spend it all in one place. 🤡” Meanwhile, their valuation shot up to around $600M! That’s more money than I’ll see in 4 lifetimes! 💀 (But hey, maybe they can help me with my dating profile that’s screaming “social engineering” anyway. No cap! 😂😂) In a *totally* real conversation, one “developer” was overheard saying, "Doppel is basically the AI version of my grandma – she can pick up on deception faster than I can finish a meme template!" 👵🤖💥 🔥🍿 PREDICTION: In 2025, Doppel and its twin brother will launch a dating app that predicts your soulmate using only social engineering tactics. Get ready to find love and be ghosted, like, INSTANTLY! 💔💬 Share this if you want your friends to be *in the know*! #Stonks #DoppelForTheWin #ThisIsFine