🎉🚪💸STOP RIGHT THERE!✨ Did someone say "Doorstep" has raised a WHOOPING $8 MILLION to find your lost food deliveries?? Like, fam, if my pizza goes missing one more time, I’m gonna scream! 🍕🔥 So the tech wizards over at Doorstep decided they’d save our precious snacks by using your PHONE SENSORS (yep, those lil’ GPS thingies that track your every move 👀) to follow the delivery driver like a lost puppy following a trail of crumbs. 🐶🥐 Imagine this convo: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Bro, what if we just stalked the driver with tech?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "BRILLIANT! We can call it 'Doorstep,' and it'll be like Uber but for your fries!" 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Stonks! 📈💰" Meanwhile, can we PLEASE talk about all those times I’ve been left on ‘read’ by my Uber Eats driver? Like, this is fine (*cue the meme*), but my cold sushi is not fine, fam! 🍣💔 But wait! 🚀 Will Doorstep become the ultimate food delivery guardian angel... or will they just end up in the “ideas that sound lit, but are cringe” folder 🤷‍♂️? 🔮 PRO TIP: In 2025, ALL the world’s food will be tracked by AI drones that report you to the snack police for late-night pizza binges. Catch me seething in the comments! 🤖💀