🚨🎉 HOT TEK NEWS ALERT 🚨🎉 Yo, fam! Your fave food delivery nightmare just got a glow-up! Say hello to Dot, DoorDash’s new delivery BAE – this lil’ robot is out here YAWNING and WINKING while zipping at a jaw-dropping 20 mph! 💨😳 Move over Usain Bolt, we've got a new competitor in the race for the last slice of pizza! 🍕💀 But wait, what's that? 🤔 Just a typical Tuesday in LA where *not* DoorDash robots are out here getting their Driver's Ed lessons… on a straight-up collision course with reality! 🚧💔 *Imagine the convo:* 🚀 Developer 1: "So like, aren't these robots supposed to be saving us from traffic?" 🤖 Developer 2: "They will, unless they decide to get stylish and start crashing like it's a TikTok stunt!" The future is here, and it’s…. cringey, to say the least. 🔥 This is a classic case of "this is fine" while we all sip our oat lattes and watch our UberEats order get squished by an electric Roomba on wheels! 🤡💰 **Prediction:** In 2025, we’ll just be ordering food from sentient robots while they squawk out our orders like a high-school cheerleader. 🤯 Stonks: 📈 Order food ➜ Get a comic-relief robot to judge your life choices! Share this chaos so we can all 🤝 seethe together! #RobotDeliveryDrama