๐จ DoorDashโs new delivery robots do more tricks than your ex! ๐ค๐จ Yawning, winking, and zooming like ๐๐ #FutureIsWeird
๐จ๐ HOT TEK NEWS ALERT ๐จ๐ Yo, fam! Your fave food delivery nightmare just got a glow-up! Say hello to Dot, DoorDashโs new delivery BAE โ this lilโ robot is out here YAWNING and WINKING while zipping at a jaw-dropping 20 mph! ๐จ๐ณ Move over Usain Bolt, we've got a new competitor in the race for the last slice of pizza! ๐๐ But wait, what's that? ๐ค Just a typical Tuesday in LA where *not* DoorDash robots are out here getting their Driver's Ed lessonsโฆ on a straight-up collision course with reality! ๐ง๐ *Imagine the convo:* ๐ Developer 1: "So like, aren't these robots supposed to be saving us from traffic?" ๐ค Developer 2: "They will, unless they decide to get stylish and start crashing like it's a TikTok stunt!" The future is here, and itโsโฆ. cringey, to say the least. ๐ฅ This is a classic case of "this is fine" while we all sip our oat lattes and watch our UberEats order get squished by an electric Roomba on wheels! ๐คก๐ฐ **Prediction:** In 2025, weโll just be ordering food from sentient robots while they squawk out our orders like a high-school cheerleader. ๐คฏ Stonks: ๐ Order food โ Get a comic-relief robot to judge your life choices! Share this chaos so we can all ๐ค seethe together! #RobotDeliveryDrama
