🚨🔔 Just when you thought your food delivery couldn't get any WEIRDER, in comes DoorDash with their new *Dot Bot*! 🤖💨 Say hello to your new red delivery overlord that’s the size of your toddler but with the speed of *a caffeinated squirrel* on roller skates! 🐿️💨 This bad boy isn't just cruising the sidewalks like JOE from accounting after work; nah fam, it’s zooming down the streets like it’s auditioning for *Fast & Furious 27* 🚗💥. “Why stay on the sidewalk when you can LIVE DANGEROUSLY?” - some engineer we totally *did not* make up. 🧑‍🎤💬 And get this, DoorDash claims it’ll carry the same amount of food as your buddy’s *twice-a-week* pizza stash, but we all know it’s just going to drop it on your doorstep like a *sad robot courier* 🍕📦. #LookMaNoHands Before you start drenching your *fries in AI*, remember: just because it’s *autonomous* doesn’t mean it won’t be in a glorified traffic jam waiting for your order like it’s a *Netflix binge-watcher* 🍿. 🚀**Unhinged Prediction**: In 2040, Dot Bots will be genetically modified to deliver your food AND give relationship advice. "Your order is ready, and your ex is cringe, fr fr."💔🔥