🚨BREAKING: DoorDash Partners with Waymo to Deliver Food via Self-Driving Jaguars! 🐆🚙💨 Y'all, it’s 2025 and apparently we’re living in a sci-fi movie where our food gets delivered by fancy robot Jaguars instead of an overworked human named Todd🐢. Yeah, your pizza is now being driven by a fully autonomous vehicle that probably judges your eating habits 💀. No cap, the robots are winning and we’re all just here like: **THIS IS FINE.** 🔥 Waymo and DoorDash just dropped a collab that’s more unexpected than the last season of *Game of Thrones* 🤯. These Robomobiles are cruising around Phoenix like, “Watch out, humans, we’re here to steal your minimum wage jobs and your lunch orders.”🏃‍♂️💨 Meanwhile, DoorDash is flexing its new sidewalk buddy, Dot, like it’s some sort of flex tape for the economy. 🔊**Leaked Developer Quote**: "We told our robots to have 'no feelings' in delivery. Like, sorry Karen, this bot ain't crying over your cold fries." 😂 So, what’s next? Uber Eats will be delivering your food via drone-operated potato guns? 🎯 Expect a future where your fries come with a side of *Roblox polyglot* technology to explain how it’s cheaper to run a car with no driver. 🔥**Hot Take:** In 2030, your fridge will start delivering itself, and you’ll be stuck swiping right on your fridge like it’s Tinder. Get ready for some *real* competition! 🍔🤖 #EndTimesFeast