🚨💥 BREAKING: DoorDash just unleashed a mini-robot named Dot into the savage jungle we call “the streets” and honestly, it’s cuter than your average avocado toast 🥑✨🚀! But fr fr, the hype train left the station a while ago, and now we’re just watching this little guy go full “This Is Fine” while dodging angry cyclists like it’s a game of Frogger 🎮💀. Beep boop, Dot! Welcome to your dystopian future! At this point, even the robots are like, “I did NOT sign up for this.” 🤖🛵💨 Imagine Dot trying to cross the road just to get your cold fries 🍟, while a cyclist screams “STAY IN YOUR LANE!”—and I’m not just talking about the bike lane. Sources say a DoorDash dev was overheard saying, "At least Dot won't steal your food... yet" 😂🔥. Meanwhile, investors watching from the sidelines are doing the Drake meme, like, “Invest in delivery bots? Nope. Wait for the next cryptocurrency crash? YASSSS!” 📈🚀 So what’s next? A robot revolution where Dot becomes the CEO of DoorDash and starts charging YOU for delivery? I’m calling it now! In 2025, we’ll all be begging our robot overlords for pizza, while Dot silently calculates how to enslave humanity. 🍕👁️👁️💰 #DoomedButDelicious Get ready, folks; the future is here, and it’s ridiculously meme-worthy! 🔥😱