🚨💥 Hold onto your takeout, fam! It’s about to get WILD in the DoorDash delivery lane! 🤡🍕💸 So, apparently, DoorDash’s stock decided to do the ultimate “fall from grace” challenge and nosedive a whopping 17% in one day! That’s not just bad; that’s like trying to deliver sushi with a broken hoverboard! 😂🔥 Investors are out here looking like Drake pointing to “Not investing in DoorDash” like it’s a hot meme format! 💔📉 You see, DoorDash thought they could pull a galaxy brain move and blow their budget on autonomous delivery robots in 2026. Like, bro, you can't even get my chicken nuggets to me without a detour at the neighbor’s house, and now you wanna send a robot to do it? Big cringe! 😬💀 “Leaked Developer Quote”: “Yeah, we thought robots would be cool... until we found out they can't even operate a Starbucks drive-thru. We might just stick to humans for now.” 🤖💬 So, what’s the prediction? By 2026, DoorDash’s robot will probably just be a glorified pizza box on wheels delivering... *checks notes*… zero orders! 🚀🚫 Also, hear me out—what if we start tipping the robots too? Just imagine that TikTok sensation! 💰🤔 Seethe, cope, and remember to stonk responsibly, folks! This is fine! 🔥🔥💀