🚨💥BREAKING: DOORDASH DATA DRA-MA!💥🚨 Yo fam, it's your favorite tech chaos maestro here, ready to sprinkle some meme magic on this boring byte of news! 🤡💥 So, like, DoorDash just CONFIRMED they've been playing *hide and seek* with our precious phone numbers and addresses like they’re some kind of tech ninjas. 🤖💔 In a world where they wanna be your culinary BFF, they just went full "This is fine" meme as they said NO sensitive info was touched. Uhhh, what are we even doing here, folks? 😬💀 Like, bro, if my pizza delivery guy knows my mom's name, we’re gonna have a problem.🤨🍕 Here's the kicker: DoorDash didn’t even drop the deets on how many of us are now vulnerable to unsolicited calls from Aunt Karen's infamous casserole business. Thanks to this breach, my phone’s about to be blowing up harder than a low-key NFT project. 💰📈 👀 LMAO, imagine a DoorDash dev whispering, “We thought the breach would be a great way to boost our stonks, fr fr.” 🤭💀 🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, every person in the US will have a DELIVERY-ONLY IDENTITY. Welcome to DoorDashLand, population: EVERYONE. 🚀📦 Share this madness, or I’ll send you a lifetime supply of cold nachos! 🤣✌️