🚨🍕BREAKING: DoorDash Just Unleashed a Food-Wielding ROBOT, and It's Kinda GIVING BLOBFISH VIBES! 🍔💀 Ladies and gentlebeans! 😱 Witness the birth of “Dot,” a 350-lb metal muncher that’s made to deliver snacks faster than you can say “my couch is my best friend.” This bad boy rolls at a blistering 20 MPH—just slow enough to make you reconsider those late-night taco runs while half-awake. 🚀🔥 **Developer Quote Alert:** *“We wanted Dot to be as slow as your hopes and dreams when you try to lose weight after a Friday night pizza binge.”* 🤡 Imagine this hunk of junk trundling down the street, clenching your cheeseburger in its robotic maw like a toddler with their first Lego set. All while you’re sitting there, wondering if you should’ve just cooked. Are we seriously letting glorified trash cans handle our food? Stonks? More like, *don’t* stonks! 📉🤖 🔍 On a scale of Drake's "Hotline Bling" to "This is Fine," we're stuck at a solid "wtf is happening." The future is cringe AND chaotic—fr fr! 🔥🔥 **HOT TAKE:** In 5 years, we’ll all be ordering off a fully sentient pizza box and Dot will be in the next Marvel movie as the diet villain. 🦸‍♂️💰💥 Now, who's ready to summon Dot for some soggy fries? Share this wild ride if you’d rather risk it all and just pick up your own food! 🤙✨