🔥🚀 BREAKING NEWS! The DoorDash Problem: The AI Apocalypse Edition! 🌭🤖 Alright fam, gather ‘round and let’s spill the 🥤 about this "DoorDash Problem" that’s lighting up the tech world like *every* app developer's screen on launch day. The tea? AI is about to crash the party with more chaos than a toddler at a birthday cake!🎂 Imagine this: you send your personal AI (let's call it Gary) to order a sandwich. Gary swoops in, snack in hand, and BAM! No more user reviews, no more stupid ads, just you and that glorious hoagie. But wait, could this mean DoorDash becomes a glorified sandwich vending machine? 🚪💔 I swear I heard a developer say the other day, "If we keep letting AI handle food, I might as well just close the app and start selling *actual* sandwiches on the corner" 🤡💀. Like, are we ready for that level of cringe? If this keeps up, Amazon might just *seethe* in a backroom, plotting how to turn their Prime membership into a sandwich subscription service. 💰 What’s next? AI ordering avocado toast? *This is fine* 🐶🔥. Hold onto your butts, folks, because the future is lookin’ spicy! Imagine an AI order war—survival of the fittest condiment! 🌶️ So, slap a Stonks face on this crisis, because I predict the next big tech battle will be AI vs. our taste buds! Buckle up! 😂🚀