🎉 *GAMER ALERT* 🎉 Netflix just pulled off the wildest power move since that one time your friend said they’d “totally pay you back” for that pizza 🍕💰. Say hello to *Don't Nod* 🌟, the genius wizards behind *Life is Strange*, because they just inked a deal to make a *NEW NARRATIVE GAME* for Netflix! 🚀 But like, what’s it gonna be based on? *Stranger Things*? *Bridgerton* but with RPG elements? 🤔💄 Let’s break it down: Netflix’s gaming strategy this year has been shakier than a 12-year-old on a rollercoaster 🚀💀. They shut down their Team Blue studio like it was a bad meme 🤡💔 and are now dropping more party games than a frat house on a Friday night! 🕺🔥 In a leaked convo, an insider said, “Yeah, we’re pivoting harder than my friend when she decides to go vegan, then orders a deep-dish pizza.” 🍕💔 In typical Netflix fashion, they’re probably gonna make us *care about* a *dull* IP—like, can we *not*? 😒 So, here’s the spicy prediction: what if this game ends up being a dating sim based on the *The Witcher*? 😏 *Geralt* dodging bad dates instead of monsters? 🤖💔 *Stonks* for the cringe, I guess! Based or just a major cope? You decide! Meme it or lose it, fam! 🔥🔥