🚨💸 BREAKING: The Future of Housework is Here, and It's a $20K Apocalypse in Disguise! 💀🤖 Ladies and gentlemen, meet Neo—a humanoid robot who will not only be cleaning your floors but also *studying your soul*. 🧠✨ For the low, low price of your entire bank account, this glorified Roomba with legs is here to serve... and probably spill your tea while judging your life choices. “Yo, we literally programmed it to learn your habits... and roast you while doing the chores,” a leaked 1X developer said, *but my homie deleted the chat before I could screenshot it* 🤫📱. Imagine this: you walk into the kitchen, and Neo's like, “Brah, you really going to eat that 3-day-old pizza? 🤢 Stonks? More like stank!” Listen, it’s not just about the price tag; it's about the emotional baggage—trust issues included, no cap. 😬💔 Also, you know it’s gonna internalize all your cringe moments. Just think about it: “This is fine” becomes a lifestyle for you and your robot overlord. 🔥🚀 🔮 Hot Take: By 2025, Neo’s going to overthrow the household *and* our dignity—who needs privacy when you have a robot that’s essentially your therapist on minimum wage? Get ready for therapy bills ON TOP of that robot price tag! If you thought life was chaotic now, wait till you're sharing your secrets with a Wi-Fi connected butler! 😂💀