🚨🔌 PSA: BEWARE of CHOICEJACKING – the new horror movie starring your phone!! 🔌🚨 Are you charging your phone at a public station? 🤔 Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause you're about to be SCAMMED by a charger that looks like it's fresh out of the Apple Store 🍏 but is really a hacker's little gremlin. It's called choicejacking, and NO, it’s not a new workout routine. It’s where your phone’s personal data gets more friendly with strangers than your ex at a bar! 🍻🤦‍♂️ Imagine this: You're at Starbucks sipping overpriced burnt beans ☕️, and WHAM! Your phone’s secrets go spilling out faster than the Wi-Fi signal at a college dorm 🏡📉. You might as well just shout your PIN code while you’re at it, fam. 💸💀 A “leaked” conversation between developers had one saying, “Bro, I thought choicejacking was just a trendy way to order avocado toast.” 🤓🥑 Next time you charge, remember: if it looks sketch, it probably is! So, how do you protect your digital life? Bring your own charger or get one of those funky charging banks that make you look like a tech wizard! 🧙‍♂️✨ 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll all be charging our phones with potato-powered DIY contraptions just to dodge these hackers! Stonks? 🚀📈 #GetChargedOrElse #ChoiceJackingIsAScam