🚨🍏 3 Apple Devices You ABSOLUTELY Shouldn’t Buy (and 9 That Are Safe for Now!) 🍏🚨 Listen up, tech fam! Before you empty your wallets faster than your bestie’s battery life, let’s talk about the grimy underbelly of Apple! 💸💀 I know you want those shiny gadgets, but let’s save you from looking like this meme 🤡👇: 1️⃣ **iPad Mini (2023)** - The only thing smaller than this tablet’s upgrades is your will to buy it. It’s got about as much innovation as my grandma's flip phone. SEETHE! 🤡 2️⃣ **Apple Watch Series 9** - If you think this one has new features, I got a bridge to sell ya! Just tells time and counts your tears as you watch your tech dreams die. 🔥💔 3️⃣ **AirPods (2nd Gen)** - They’re literally just AirPods, but with a midlife crisis. 🚀🕵️‍♂️ They should be giving you a discount for putting up with their shenanigans. But hold on! 📉 Don't throw your money at AirPods Pro 3 just yet. BETTER things are coming! These might just be out-dated by the time you get through the checkout! 🤖 🔥**“BRO, just wait for the AirPods Pro 4! I promise you’ll be vibing harder than a TikTok dance!”** - Anonymous Developer™ (probably) In conclusion, save your coins, stay woke, and only buy the safe picks on this list. Trust me, your wallet will thank you later. 😎💰 🔥🔥 Hot Take: By December 2024, Apple drops a CAR that runs on iOS — and I will be here for that chaos, sipping tea and waiting for the inevitable Apple Car 2 to crash and burn. 🚗