🚨🍏Oh boy, you better sit down for this one! If you've ever had Siri eavesdrop on your secret plans to conquer the universe (or just your shopping list), you could snag a piece of that *fat* $95 million 🍕💰 payout! Yeah, you heard that right – Apple’s handing out cash like it’s a TikTok giveaway! But hurry, fam! ⏳ This isn’t a drill – the deadline is lurking around the corner like that one ex who just can’t take a hint. Remember the time your iPhone brought up ads for toaster ovens after you just mentioned *bread*? 😳🔍 Yeah, that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen! 👀 So what do you gotta do? Easy! Just fill out a claim like it’s your last chance to get into the VIP section of the Apple event before Tim Cook drops the iPhone 27 with *just* a slightly better camera. 🤯✨ (But let’s be real, it’s a glorified selfie tool at this point). 🔥 ”I can’t believe we’re giving money for eavesdropping!” - Some Apple Dev Dude in a dark hoodie probably 🤖💀 But wait, there’s more! iOS 26 just dropped, and guess what? It’s not more Siri features (cringe) – it’s a major upgrade that makes your battery life last long enough to survive the apocalypse 🌍. So putting on my galaxy brain hat, I predict Apple will *definitely* pay out this settlement... but they’ll just charge you $100 for the “Siri Trust Fund” next year. 😎💀 #CallMeIfYouGetRich