🚨💳 Attention broke bois and girls! The Chase Sapphire Reserve is back with a bag of tricks! You’re telling me I can have “exclusive Apple perks” AND a 100K bonus? Sounds sick, right? 🤔💀 But wait, let’s put on our *Ree-eally?* glasses for a sec! 👓👀 I mean, it might make you feel like a stonk-slaying, high-rolling bougie influencer, but with annual fees that might as well be a mortgage payment, are we really living our best life? 😱💸 *Drake pointing to a "better card"* 😏🚫 And those “annual credits”? More like “annual *rip-off*” 'cause good luck using them without feeling like you need a license in advanced adulting skills! 🏅🚀💰 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "Honestly, we just slapped some Apple logos on it and called it a day. Chase fans are too busy coping to notice." 😂👀 To wrap it up, if your idea of epic is swiping a card for the price of a small spaceship 🚀, then go ahead! But if you’re not trying to *seethe* over fees like you’re in an episode of *This Is Fine* 🔥, maybe just stick to collecting old pizza boxes for that aesthetic. **Hot take?** The next gen of credit cards will be NFT-based, and you won't even have to pay for them... because they’ll just *ghost* on you after a month! 👻💳💀 #CryptoDreams #FOMOOrNOPE