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"☕️🔥 Don’t be a brewing noob! 🤡 Micro-roaster exposes your cringe coffee fails! 💀🚫 #CoffeeTok"
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"☕️🔥 Don’t be a brewing noob! 🤡 Micro-roaster exposes your cringe coffee fails! 💀🚫 #CoffeeTok"

September 22, 2025
30 days ago
CNET
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🚨☕️ STOP RIGHT THERE, COFFEE N00BS! ☕️🚨 Just when you thought your barista charm was gonna get you through, NO CAP, you might be brewing the next great disaster instead of the “nectar of the gods.” 😱💀 Sarina Prabasi, the coffee queen of Manhattan’s Buunni, has just dropped some absolute gems, or as I like to call them, “streams of caffeinated wisdom.” And trust me, you’re not gonna want to scroll past this! 😂💎 Leaked quote from Sarina: “If your coffee tastes like dirt, you’re doing it wrong, fam.” 👀💔 I mean, it shouldn’t taste like you’re chewing on a used sock! 🤢 Here’s the tea (or coffee in this case): 1️⃣ You’re probably over-grinding your beans like they owe you money. 2️⃣ Your water temp? Too cold. You’re not making ice coffee; you're ruining it! ❄️ 3️⃣ You’re using pre-ground coffee? BROO, that’s a crime against humanity! 🚔🚨 So, spill the beans, fam! ☕️🔥 Are you gonna heed Sarina’s wisdom or keep concocting coffee graveyards? Your call! 🤨 And if you screw this up, just remember: this is fine. 😂🔥 Total prediction? In 2025, coffee will be served in IV bags because y’all can’t brew properly.📈💉 #STONKS

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#coffee#brewing#micro-roasting#home brewing#espresso
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