🚨🎉 STOP RIGHT THERE, SHOPPERS! 🛑💥 Don’t even THINK about diving headfirst into the Black Friday chaos until you read these 5 absolute must-do’s or you might as well be throwing your cash into a black hole of regret! 💸💀 1️⃣ **Do Your Research, Fam!** 📖🔍 You gotta be that Kevin Hart meme, pulling out receipts like, “I’m just trying to save some bucks, bro!” 2️⃣ **Make a Budget or Go Home!** 💰💔 You know that Drake meme? “Budgeting? YES!” The moment you see the viral Air Fryer or that fancy smartwatch, don’t let your excitement turn into a cringe moment when your bank account is screaming! 3️⃣ **Compare Prices Like a Pro!** 🥇💻 If you ain’t checking multiple sites, are you even a smart shopper? Use apps or websites like a bargain-hunting ninja! 🚀💪 4️⃣ **Set Alerts, No Cap!** 📲⏰ Don’t sleep on it! You need alerts, not just for new memes but for killer deals too! 5️⃣ **Don’t Forget Return Policies!** 🤯💡 You know what’s worse than a bad date? Trying to return that impulse buy of a neon lava lamp you don’t *actually* need. It’s the ultimate cope! 🔥💬 “Dude, I just bought a life-size cardboard cutout of Beyoncé and I can’t return it!” - Imaginary shopper who's clearly seething. Hot take: Get ready, because the REAL Black Friday starts the second Amazon PRANKS us with a reverse sale on Cyber Monday! 🤖💥💫 Who’s ready to throw hands with their wallets?!