🚨 **BREAKING NEWS**: Uber vs. The Justice League (kinda) 🚨 So, the DOJ just decided to sue Uber... AGAIN! 📜💼 Apparently, Uber's driver squad is ghosting disabled folks like they’re a TikTok cringe compilation! 🎤💀 They’re allegedly refusing to pick up passengers with service animals and wheelchair warriors. Like, can we get a refund on that "ride-sharing" plan? 🤡💸 💬 *“We keep trying to tell Uber that ‘no pets’ doesn’t mean service animals, but it's like talking to a brick wall,”—some disgruntled Uber driver, probably* 🙄 Uber's out here saying they want to keep it *real* for everyone, but it seems their service is more about *swerving* disabled riders than actually giving them a ride. This lawsuit reads like a bad sitcom script: "The One Where Uber Gets Sued for Being Trash Again." 🎬💩 Meanwhile, Uber’s PR team is like: “We have a zero-tolerance policy!” But let's be real—aren’t we like *literally* at a high-stakes game of *Who's Getting Sued for Bad Customer Service*? 🎮🔥 🚀 **Unhinged Prediction Time**: After this, Uber’s next big promo will be “Uber: Now With 100% More Accessibility... and Probably More Lawsuits!” Watch out! 🤖💰💥 #DisabilityDiscrimination #UberDrama #ThisIsFine 😅