🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS ALERT🔥🚨: DOJ is ready to throw hands with fact-checkers like it’s a WWE smackdown! 🤼‍♂️💥 So here’s the tea ☕: The Justice Department just dropped a statement that could turn the entire internet upside down! They’re saying that if your favorite social media or newspaper decides to play gatekeeper 🦹‍♂️ and decides which “facts” are allowed in their club 🏰—now they might be breaking antitrust laws! 🤯💀 The DOJ’s A-team is stepping into the Chat-GPT chatroom of legal drama, saying things like, “Yo facts ≠ preferences, fam.” 😤✨ Can we get a *based* or *cope* in the comments? This sounds like a perfect plot for a Netflix documentary. 📺🍿 In the infamous words of Drake, “Kiki, do you love me? Are you fact-checkin’?” 🤣💔 #GhostedByFacts But seriously, if facts can’t be facts, what’s next? TikTok dances about antitrust law? 🕺💃 **Leaked Developer quote**: “Honestly? I just wanted to build a cat meme generator, and now I'm knee-deep in antitrust chaos. 🤷‍♂️💻” 👀 Prediction time: Fast forward to 2025, and we’ll need a Fact-Check NFT to even access Wikipedia! 💸🚀 Share with your friends if you’re ready for the info-war! 💥🤖 #FactCheckWars2023