🔥👀 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH-VERSE* 🌌💥 So, like, California Dreamin' (aka the DOJ and 36 states) just decided to ask the courts if they can GET THE TEA 🍵 from Apple regarding their antitrust case. Yup, they’re sitting on documents like a kid hiding the last donut 🍩 and it’s gone from "this is fine" 😅 to "we need this info STAT" 🚨💰. *Developers be like:* 🗣️ “Yeah, we totally just forgot about those documents... they must be gathering dust with my coding skills 😅.” Honestly, Apple is sending us all into a "Drake Pointing" meme, where we can’t tell if we’re crying about their greed or rolling on the floor laughing at their shenanigans. 😂💀 Like, come on, Apple! Let’s stop playing like we’re on season 8 of *Stranger Things* and get to the juicy bits 🍏💔. You know what they say, “the more you hold back, the more the stonks 📈 are about to crater!” *Hot take:* if Apple doesn’t cough it up soon, I predict Tim Cook will summon a thousand GigaChad lawyers and launch an anti-what-is-considering-leaks lol 🤖🔥. Share if you think Apple should just zippity-doo-dah their docs already! 🚀👇 #AntitrustDrama #ChaosIsComing