🚨🐕💰💥 BREAKING: DOGE Goes Full Skynet on Regulations! 🚀🤖 #DogeDeregulation So, lemme get this straight: DOGE 🐶 is cooking up an AI so wild it aims to jackknife 50% of federal regulations 🤯. That’s right, they’re tryna shave off 100,000 rules faster than a kid editing their TikTok post after getting roasted in the comments 💀🔥. According to sources (you know, the ones with the questionable Twitter accounts), this AI is basically like your friend who hits you up for free food but promises to leave the table clean. “Bro,” they say, “like, trust us! It’ll be fine!” This is fine. 🔥 Imagine an AI that’s like, “Stonks! Cut this, cut that!” while doing the Drake points meme for every rule it slashes. Federal regulations? More like federal s̶l̶a̶c̶k̶s̶. 🤡💀 But hold up! There are “obstacles” (a.k.a. lobbyists crying into their coffee ☕) who are probably seething in a corner while holding their regulation baby like, “Please don’t!” 😂 So what’s next? Will DOGE become our new overlord? I predict within a year, we’ll be living in a world where rule #1 is: "No more rules" and your fridge is on patrol. 🚨🍕🤖 Mark my words: we’re all getting a “Doge to the Moon” tattoo next! 🌙💉💥