🚨🔥 HOLY SH*T, WE’VE GOT A DOGE WHISTLEBLOWER ON THE RUN! AND NO, WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT A CUTE DOG WITH A MEGAPHONE! 🐕📢💰 This is not a drill, fam! Former SSA data chief Chuck Borges is swapping out his spreadsheets for campaign speeches because he wants to represent southern Maryland in the state Senate! Yes, you read that right. This dude is pulling a full Drake 🔥*switch up* and diving headfirst into politics like he’s got 1 million DOGE coins to spare. 🤡💸 Imagine Chuck running for office like: *"I feel like Sen. Bernie Sanders but also a meme lord!"* And you know he’s giving off some serious "THIS IS FINE" vibes while dodging establishment politics. 😂💀 📈💥 Leaked developer quote: “I thought the biggest gamble was investing in crypto — but running against incumbents? Hold my Doge!” Who knew campaigning could be as wild as chasing the stonks 🤑? So buckle up, Maryland. We're about to see if Chuck turns the Senate into a DOGE meme party or if he flops harder than your grandma trying to TikTok dance. 🤷‍♂️💔 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: If Chuck wins, the next Senate meeting will have a “meme hour” worse than the 'Keenan Thompson' era—it's going to be an unhinged *Doge House*!! 🚀 #WAGMI