🚨🐕💰DOGE COIN IS OVER HERE TRYING TO DELETE THE GOVERNMENT LIKE IT DELETED ALL MY STONK GAINS! 💀 This ain’t your grandma’s cryptocurrency – this is the DOGE AI Deregulation Decision Tool, aka the “What if we just pressed delete on literally half the rules?” 🤖💼 According to *The Washington Post*, this AI-powered magic eraser claims it can wipe 100,000 regulations off the face of the earth faster than your side hustle can go from 💎🙌 to 🤷‍♂️🍂. No cap, it’s like watching the “this is fine” meme play out in slow motion… in a fire 🔥. Just imagine the DOGE devs like, “Regulations? We don’t know her. ✌️😜” One DOGE developer was caught saying, “We’re basically the Avengers of regulation-breaking.” This leads me to believe that they might be plotting to turn Congress into a TikTok dance challenge at this point. But wait, fam 🤔! What is the endgame? Is DOGE trying to become the new regulatory overlord? Meanwhile, the internet is all like: “Is this even real life?” 👀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In three months, the DOGE coin will host a virtual conference called "Deleting Rules for Fun and Profit", featuring special guest appearances by Elon Musk, who will do a backflip off a spaceship while throwing cash at us. 🚀💸 Who’s ready?