🚨🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨🚨: Dept of Government Efficiency (aka the *Department of Disappointment*) just got caught playing hide-and-seek with the numbers, and it looks like DOGE is channeling its inner Enron! 💰💩 So basically, they tried to pull a *big brain* move, claiming to save mad stacks when in reality, they’re just about as efficient as a flip phone in 2023. 🤖📞 🎤 *Leaked quote from a developer*: "Honestly, I thought we were just vibing and balancing the budget at the same time? Is that not how accounting works? 🤷‍♂️" And while we’re at it, let’s give a round of applause for the finest example of government oversight: *this is fine* while the numbers burn! 🔥🔥💀 Meanwhile, stonks are up in the air like that meme of Drake pointing at *actual efficiency*. 🙅‍♂️📈 Who let them near a calculator? **Hot Take**: If the DOGE accounting team doesn’t get it together, I’m convinced they’re just gonna start #adoptingalienaccounting methods for real! 👽💥 Calling it now: in 2024, we're going full-on Galactic Accounting™🚀 where every transaction will be measured in light-years and vibes. *Who’s with me?*