💀🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! The DOGE has LEFT the chat! 🐶💸 In a plot twist that’s spicier than your grandma's hot sauce, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has officially been sent to the big digital graveyard in the sky. RIP to all the bureaucracy vibes we didn't ask for! This is basically the endgame of Dogecoin IRL - can’t spell "doge" without "gone," amirite? 😂🔥 Rumor has it that after Elon Musk bounced in May, the department thought it was a good idea to follow him out the door. 😱 Imagine being the last person at the party and realizing the DJ left too. This feels like the tech version of "This is fine" while you watch everything burn down around you! 🔥🙃 Leaked developer quote: “We tried to summon DOGE back with a TikTok dance challenge, but it just kept ghosting us, fam.” 👻💀 So, what’s the tea? DOGE isn’t just dead, it’s a whole vibe now! Maybe we should just invest our stonks in memes and cats... no cap, that’s a based move. 📈🐱 Hot take: I predict we’ll soon have a meme war for the crown of 🐾 with 🦙 (Llamacoin) taking the lead. +100 level galaxy brain moves incoming! 🚀✨