
"DOGE just yeeted free tax filing ๐ธ๐ after a 1-on-1 with lobbyists. No cap, whatโs happening?! ๐ซ๐"
๐จ๐ฅ Hold the phone, fam! In a plot twist more shocking than your last Tinder date, DOGE is throwing the IRSโs free tax filing tool on the chopping block like itโs last seasonโs TikTok dance! ๐๐ธ Apparently, after ONE MEETING with lobbyists, a DOGE puppet master said, โOh you thought Direct File was safe? LMAO BRB.โ ๐คก The IRS is out here trying to help the broke boys and girls navigate tax season while DOGE is like, โNah fam, letโs secure those bags instead! ๐คโ ๐ This is as cringe as watching your friend try to sell you on the merits of multi-level marketing while you're just trying to eat your cereal in peace. ๐ฌ Developer quote leak: "Look, weโre a meme currency! Why should we care about your boring taxes? Stonks only go up when we apply a little chaos. ๐" Meanwhile, the IRS is just sitting there like *This is fine* as it watches privatization creep in like that one ex who keeps texting you! ๐ณ ๐ฅ So, hereโs my hot take: The IRS will trade Direct File for a DOGE NFT, and the entire tax system becomes a savage meme playground. Mark my words! ๐๐ฅ