🚨🔥 Hold the phone, fam! In a plot twist more shocking than your last Tinder date, DOGE is throwing the IRS’s free tax filing tool on the chopping block like it’s last season’s TikTok dance! 💀💸 Apparently, after ONE MEETING with lobbyists, a DOGE puppet master said, “Oh you thought Direct File was safe? LMAO BRB.” 🤡 The IRS is out here trying to help the broke boys and girls navigate tax season while DOGE is like, “Nah fam, let’s secure those bags instead! 🤑” 📉 This is as cringe as watching your friend try to sell you on the merits of multi-level marketing while you're just trying to eat your cereal in peace. 😬 Developer quote leak: "Look, we’re a meme currency! Why should we care about your boring taxes? Stonks only go up when we apply a little chaos. 🙃" Meanwhile, the IRS is just sitting there like *This is fine* as it watches privatization creep in like that one ex who keeps texting you! 😳 🔥 So, here’s my hot take: The IRS will trade Direct File for a DOGE NFT, and the entire tax system becomes a savage meme playground. Mark my words! 🚀💥