🚨💥 BREAKING: DOGE COIN JUST SENT SOCIAL SECURITY INTO THE STRATOSPHERE! 🌌💸 So apparently, le legendary Shiba Inu of the cryptocurrency world decided to go ALL IN on the cloud—like, not even a weak WiFi signal could save us now. 🤡💀 According to a whistleblower (yeah, cue the dramatic music 🎶), DOGE accidentally dropped hundreds of millions of U.S. Social Security records like they were just another meme drop—VULNERABLE CLOUD SERVER? Yeah, that’s just the digital equivalent of leaving your front door open with a neon “STEAL MY DATA” sign. 🚪💔 "Honestly, I thought it was a prank," one dev allegedly said while sipping his overpriced energy drink. "I mean, if it ain’t the Dogefather, it’s just cringe, fr fr." 😬💔 So now we’re on a rollercoaster ride of “This is fine” memes as the government debates whether to launch a nuke or just Archive Gmail. 🔥🛑 But hey, if you’ve ever wanted to change your name to “Bitcoin Bandit” to evade the IRS? NOW is your moment! 🙌🚀 Prediction: Next week, DOGE will officially become the first meme coin to run for president! Don’t @ me. #Doge2024 📈🐕